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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Monday, October 21, 2002

Are you Going to Hell? Test:

1. I Like to:
[0] Do work as soon as I get it.
[0] Put stuff off 'til tomorrow what I can do today.
[X] Take an occasional nap on the job
[0] Hibernate in winter.

2. As far as finances go I have:
[0] Always paid what I have owed.
[X] Left restaurants without tipping the waiter.
[I had a really good reason to, so XP]
[0] Left restaurants without paying.
[0] Mugged amish people.

3. I am sexually aroused by:
[0] Nothing, I am like a Buddist Monk.
[0] Attractive members of the opposite sex.
[0] Members of the same sex.
[X] Drainpipes.

4. What do you eat on an average day?
[0] Only what my body needs, nothing more.
[0] Snacks between meals
[0] Snacks between snacks.
[X] Things that aren't edible.. [*changed it* Like WRAPPERS]

5. I am jealous of people with:
[0] Nothing, I am happy with myself.
[0] Money.
[0] Good Looks
[X] Toupee's

6. Somebody seriously pisses you off at work you
[0] Get annoyed but resolve the problem peacefully.
[0] Get mad
[0] Get really mad
[X] Get your shotgun

7. What would best describe your self image
[0] God's servant
[0] God's gift to the opposite sex.
[0] God's gift to the world.
[X] God.

8. Have you ever been arrested?
[0] Nope
[0] Yup, it wasnt that great
[0] Arrrested? .. nah.. really
[X] You can't prove anything! [There was that ONE time when... XD]

9. How often do you lie?
[0] I can't recall the last time
[0] Whenever I have to
[X] Just on cheques.. death certificates etc.
[0] My whole life is a lie.

10. Your friends would mostly call you a
[0] Generous Person
[0] Asshole
[X] Pervert
[0] Sadistic nut

11. Your best friend offers to get you plastered after a bad breakup, you
[0] Refuse politely
[0] Have only one or two drinks
[0] WHEE party!
[X] Accept.. then several days later, wake up outside a cheap hotel in another country

12. You wake up and discover that you have a major final today, which you never studied for.. You..
[0] Suck it up and try to do your best to pass
[0] Fake an illness and hope for a re-write
[0] Quickly tattoo the answers to the inside of your eyelids.
[X] Call in a bomb threat

13. You find out that you starred in a porno movie without knowing about it, you?
[0] Go after whoever created it and try to stop circulation
[0] Sue for profits from the film
[0] Drive your car into the producer's house
[X] Brag

14. Have you.. well you know.
[0] Nope
[0] What
[0] hell ya
[X] Well if you're talking about.. YOU DIDNT SEE IT [*hides goat leash*]

15. Have you ever intentionally caused an car accident?
[0] Never
[0] I swear it wasnt my fault
[X] What? im poor
[0] I only do it on weekends




I am 78% evil.
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